The first day of practice this season was the same as many other Deadwood
preseason practices. Enthusiasm was high, the arms were a little sore, and
Root was nowhere to be found. Continuing his boycott of all forms of
practice, Root started off the season with his first swing at the plate
against The Desperados. What followed was a magnificent display of batting
that ended with Root going 4 for 4. Root's average was the highest on the
team ... including all those guys who practiced. Coach Rocky was in awe of
this spectacle. Had Root discovered a training secret that the team should
follow? Root's second game was just as strong, again batting 1.000. The
third game Root dropped to 2 for 3. But who could complain? Root had to
miss sooner or later. Besides, at 0.917 he still had the highest average
on the team. Yet no one could see the avalanche that was coming. With each
game Root's batting average dropped even further. His results are plotted
in the graph below. The trend is obvious. The question is, how low can it
go? Coach Rocky, being the constant strategist and planner, curve fit the
data to see where Root was headed. How strong would Root be by tournament
time when he will be needed the most? Says Rocky, "it looks like an
exponential decay." According to Rocky's best predictions, Root will be
batting a mear 0.410 cummulative average by the end of the season. Root is
currently 18 for 26 on the season. To hit 0.410 by season's end, Root will
probably hit somewhere about 4 for 26 in the second half of the season.
Rocky concludes "I think it is safe to say that Root peaked a little too
early this season."